Thursday, July 25, 2013

Conversations

You do not want to know how this one started.

FWP: Why did you give up the ballet?
CSO: The boobs.

FWP: Oh. Ballerinas aren't allowed to have boobs, are they?
CSO: Nope.

FWP: But why become an assassin?
CSO: Well, it's much more lucrative, and you can do the work a lot longer. And you're allowed to have boobs.

FWP: Ah. Plus, they look great in a skin-tight leather outfit.
CSO: Well, yeah.

3 comments:

Guy S said...

So what you are saying is the CSO was watching "Kill Bill" last night?

MvL said...

And The Assassins Guild has a much more catchy motto than ballet could come up with.

NIL MORTIFI, SINE LVCRE

(No killing without pay.)

http://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/index.php/Assassins%27_Guild

Anonymous said...

CSO killed Bill, but not last night.